International Criminal Court Issues Arrest Warrant for Putin
Well then, it happened. The International Criminal Court in The Hague issued an international arrest warrant for a citizen of the russian federation. His name: Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich, widely known under the pseudonym “Khuilo”*, born 1953, no prior convictions. Officially neither married nor in a civil partnership. Now this patient can consider himself a convict, since he now has two paths — either to the grave or to prison. The arrest warrant for putin is not just symbolic — it’s legally binding in 120 countries. The fact that he currently has lots of money and power means nothing. Gaddafi also sat on gold, and so did Hussein. Moreover, they thought they had everything under control — but then got bitterly disappointed, albeit in different ways.
But neither Gaddafi nor Hussein got put on the wanted list with arrest warrants issued against them while performing duties as head of state. Pootin, however, received his warrant at the very moment when he and his lackeys still consider him tsar. Some lackeys even try to tear themselves in half along naturally designated fault lines. They attempt to tell everyone that “you won’t collar the boss”.
Alcoholic Dimon Medvedev threatened to strike The Hague courthouse with an Onyx missile. The head of “Rasha Today” TV channel, Simonyan… honestly, I don’t know what to call this correctly. She threatens a nuclear strike within eight minutes on the capital of the country that arrests her boss. But since Khuilo will be there at that moment — what happens to him? After all, in 8 minutes he won’t have time to leave the nuclear strike zone.
So it turns out propagandist Simonyan decided to lick her boss’s ass but instead openly talks about destroying him?
When 120 Countries Say “You’re Done”
But no matter how loud these indignant cries sound, they no longer affect anything. De facto, 120 countries signed the Rome Statute. They are obligated to arrest and hand pootin over to the ICC as soon as he appears on their territory. Such an “honor” wasn’t bestowed on potato duce Lukashenko or fat pig Kim. The arrest warrant for putin truly made him a unique patient. Modern history had no case of an acting head of state — a permanent member of the UN Security Council — receiving an international arrest warrant. He outperformed Sudan’s president Omar Hassan, whose arrest warrant the ICC issued in 2009, since Sudan’s status in the UN, compared to the federation, is negligible. We can already say that pootin has indeed entered history — but as a convict.
The full text of the warrant contains confidential data concerning children and therefore wasn’t made public. Nevertheless, Judge Piotr Hofmański, who announced the decision, said this:
International law prohibits occupying powers from transferring civilians from the territory where they live to other territories. Children enjoy special protection under the Geneva Convention.
Two Criminals, One Warrant
The warrant was issued on one of several charges — namely, regarding the illegal displacement of Ukrainian children to children’s concentration camps. Now pootin has equaled himself with the personnel of Prigozhin’s “rooster battalions” and become the same criminal scum as Prigozhin himself. By the way, together with Pootin, the warrant also names Maria Lvova-Belova. She got recognized as pootin’s accomplice since she personally participated in kidnapping and deporting Ukrainian children.
A number of government representatives already spoke with approval of the court’s decision. In particular, by the end of the day, representatives of the governments of Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, and France made statements. As we write these lines, representatives of other countries keep joining. Today we can confidently assert that a fundamental shift occurred, the consequences of which will be large-scale and positive. The arrest warrant for Putin means the dirty Kremlin bastard has now received a genuine black mark from the civilized world.
*Khuilo – the most popular nickname for Russian dictator V. Putin. First used during the 2014 invasion, and since 2022 most Ukrainians call him only that. See more on Wikipedia.
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