Iran Threatens Ukraine: How Ukrainians React to These Threats

March 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Iran is a military ally of the Rabid Federation. The bearded towelhead¹ regime bears personal responsibility for the deaths of thousands of Ukrainians by helping Orcs² kill us. We never made threats against those whose hands drip with Ukrainian blood. Special forces of Piggy Kim? The towelheads terrorists? We silently did our work. We methodically destroyed North Korean fanatics, and when the opportunity arose, we sent Iranian cargo ship carrying Shaheds from Iran to Russia straight to the bottom of the sea. The bearded decided not to stay silent and Iran threatens Ukraine. Just now, Ibrahim Azizi, head of the National Security Commission of Iran’s parliament, announced in an interview with “Iran International” that will start delivering missile strikes on Ukrainian territory.

I think I can voice the Ukrainian response to this. Our children have already learned perfectly to distinguish by ear your Shaheds from Russian copies. They also distinguish the sound of interception from the sound when a Shahed hits a residential building. I emphasize separately — we’re talking about Ukrainian children. Not volunteers, not mobile fire group hunting Shaheds, not anti-aircraft drone operators who intercept your Shaheds. Ukrainian children.

If Ukrainian children don’t fear bearded terrorists, then what kind of attitude can Ukrainian adults possibly have toward them? Iran Threatens Ukraine but perceive any such statements the same way we perceive speeches from maniacs locked in a psychiatric ward. There are plenty of Napoleons and Hitlers in there. Periodically you’ll find Alexanders the Great and Julius Caesars wandering around. The threats from towelheads get perceived exactly the same way as threats from Orcs. The only difference is that there are so many idiots among the Orcs that we’ve been forced to dedicate an entire separate section of our website to them. If the number of bearded idiots from Tehran increases sufficiently, we’ll make a separate section for them too.

Déjà Vu: When Orcs Thought They Not Be Hit

Such statements also trigger a strong sense of déjà vu. Before February 24, 2022, nothing flew over the territory of the Rotten Federation. I’ll say more — our good birds***** didn’t fly into the Swamps³ for approximately another year after the large-scale invasion began. But when the good birds finally started flying into the Swamps, the Orcs who had gotten used to seeing the war only on television started getting outraged. They began calling strikes on military factories “terrorist acts” and explaining to everyone that you’re not allowed to hit their territory.

And now in 2026, the Orcs are in full panic mode. Just look at their social networks. Watch how they tear each other apart and call each other “traitors”. Reminds you of crabs in a bucket fighting over scraps.

Now the towelheads are trying to tell us the same thing the Orcs used to tell us. You remember how it went, right? First it was “Kyiv in three days”, and then it became “but what did we do to deserve this”? The towelheads supplied the Orcs with thousands of Shaheds. They sent their instructors to the Rabid Federation. They helped establish mass production facilities in Yelabuga.

In other words, the towelheads’ hands are already elbow-deep in the blood of Ukrainian women and children. And they’re trying to threaten us? They’re trying to lecture us about the inadmissibility of supplying Ukrainian anti-aircraft drones to those countries that have suffered from Iranian Shaheds?

The Psychology of Bullies

I wrote about the threats above, but there’s one additional conclusion worth drawing. Both the Orcs and the towelheads seriously consider themselves chosen ones, permitted to kill and destroy everything and everyone wherever they feel like it. And simultaneously they believe that nothing should fly back at them in response. Absolutely nothing. But the Orcs believed exactly the same thing and made their threats very loudly indeed. Now they’re smearing snot across their cheeks and literally producing gems like this:

In other words, the Orcs were extremely brave when nothing was flying back at them in response. But now that the response has not only arrived but continues rapidly increasing in intensity, they’re starting to fall into stupor. The towelheads haven’t felt this on their own skin yet. But then again, the Orcs didn’t expect it either. And by the way, long before all these current events, the towelheads shot down our civilian aircraft Flight PS752 with passengers aboard over Tehran, and they still haven’t compensated for the damages they caused. So now Iran threatens Ukraine with missile strikes, as if we’re supposed to tremble in fear.

¹Towelhead – sarcastic term used for Iran’s regime and IRGC. Offensive? Yes. Context matters when they supply Shahed drones used to kill civilians.

²Orcs – a common term for Russians who support or participate in the armed aggression against Ukraine. Dehumanizing? Yes. Accurate? Also yes.

³Swamps – an ironic name for Russia, emphasizing decay, stagnation, and filth. The Commander of the USF, Robert Browdie, and most soldiers use this word.