Kherson Liberation: Russia’s Epic Flight Across Dnipro
Kherson liberation happened on November 11, and yes, it’s as beautiful as it sounds. But let’s talk about the epic retreat that made this moment possible. Let’s note that all the enemy’s efforts on the crossings, right up to the beginning of November, were clearly and unambiguously aimed at transferring forces and equipment to the right bank. The enemy made maximum efforts and suffered losses at the crossings to strengthen its right-bank grouping. And now they’re trying to do the exact opposite.
Every shell, every cartridge, every liter of fuel transferred to the right bank already has an exorbitant cost, both in terms of money and effort. These transfers cost the enemy the death of personnel who fell under our artillery strikes, as well as equipment used for crossing, making it even more scarce.
But now, logically, this cost must be doubled or even tripled. During the retreat — even if not to the left bank but to Kherson and the Kakhovka HPP — the enemy shortens the distance for our artillerymen. In this case, fire control over everything on both banks of the Dnipro becomes simply total. There’s already information that our barrel artillery has started cheering up the enemy on the left bank.
Artillery Symphony and Floating “Crab Food”
Under the roar of cannonade, they surgically cut out the most valuable of what the enemy brought there. And the most interesting thing is that in such conditions, the enemy is simply unable to organize a counter-sabotage operation. Therefore, our specialists fill the Dnipro riverbed with the most diverse food for crayfish and even crabs in the Black Sea. The carcasses of occupiers, in neat rows, stretched south to warm lands, where crabs await them — the same crabs that settled in the cabins of their fleet’s former flagship.
Communication just appeared, and besides our sources, the same thing appeared like this:
In the morning, they reported from Kherson that the enemy is withdrawing something. But we didn’t see confirmation of the withdrawal of heavy equipment. In any case, no one writes about this directly. A colleague wrote that he was personally on the bank of the Dnipro, south of the Antonivskyi Bridge, and counted dozens of corpses floating by.
When our forces reach the shore along its entire length, questions will close about what managed to escape to the left bank and what remained. By the way, the question of what happened to the heavy equipment will also close.
“Relocation of Troops” — The Kremlin’s Creative Spin
We waited for official enemy statements to learn how they would name this wonderful maneuver that the whole world observed today. It turned out they finished “relocating troops to the left bank.” Apparently, creativity isn’t their strong suit, so the event itself turned out bland and they had to come up with such a name.
Throughout the world, this maneuver has a simpler name — “flight.” Western military analysts say that the Armed Forces of Ukraine executed an exemplary operation to defeat an enemy with large military resources.
Enemy publics are writing right now, not only directly but also in the form of indignant speeches. They claim that “heroes kissing icons” are leaving on foot again, abandoning equipment. Paratroopers running past were outraged by the sight of an abandoned T‑90 tank that no one bothered to blow up. They also mention a Typhoon armored vehicle, once driven in parades to please pootin. And other anala gavnet* that, in their words, should not be left as trophies.
Kherson Liberation: November 11 Entry
The Armed Forces of Ukraine entered the city on the evening of November 11. There were certain concerns that russian troops could have set a trap, so the Armed Forces advanced with some caution. On the same day, Ukrainian troops liberated the rest of the right bank of Kherson region. As in other liberated territories, sappers found mines and booby traps that posed a danger to both military and civilians.
Mykolaiv region governor Vitaliy Kim warned that many mines still remain in the liberated territories and there are even casualties. The public organization “Ukrainian Association of Sappers” reported:
We cannot yet make forecasts, as the demining procedure has only just begun, but potentially Kherson region may be the most mined region in the country, and unfortunately, Ukraine may soon take first place in the world in the number of victims of mines.
But still, we want to end the news about Kherson liberation on a warm and kind note. Look how Kherson residents greet the Ukrainian army:
*Anala Govnet – wordplay in Russian language: “analagov net” / “anala govnet”. Depending on spacing, it can mean either “no analogs” or “anal sex with shit”. Used ironically for Orc things that never live up to the hype. Example: Lada cars.
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