Russian Hypocrisy: Zakharova Criticizes Trump

November 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Zakharova criticizes Trump, claiming that supplying Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine violates his campaign promises. The irony is thick: Moscow’s mouthpiece scolding an American president for not pleasing Russian expectations.

Let’s unpack how this circus operates. From the depths of alcoholic vapors, Medvedev and Zakharova surface in turn — everyone already knows the algorithm of alternating these talking heads of Putin.

When they need to talk about nuclear weapons, they try to pull Medvedev out of his binge. They put him under IV drip for detoxification procedure and bring him to a state where he can independently read the entire text from a sheet. Just recently, he performed his part in the trio with Khuylo¹ and the potato duce Lukashenko. Khuylo bragged about “Burevestnik” and “Poseidon,” Lukashenko mumbled about “Oreshnik”, and Medvedev once again threatened to vaporize the planet.

But after Donald Trump made a public statement about resuming nuclear tests, the trio immediately shut up. The moscow released Khuilo’s press secretary Dmitry Peskov onto the stage. He started telling everyone they misunderstood all these speeches. Next Medvedev was sent back to his liquor tasting duties, and one of the most repulsive women on the planet — Maria Zakharova — took the stage.

Zakharova’s Strange Logic

Once Moscow realized it was time to tone down the nuclear wünderwaffe rhetoric, Zakharova underwent her own detox and tried to shame Trump. After that, she tried to shame Trump. Overall, her speech was cunning.

Therefore — it’s easily comparable in its substantive part, where she stated that supplying long-range Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine will lead to “violation of pre-election promises” of US President Donald Trump. Here we need to present her verbatim speech, since it’s important to show how she formulates her strange thoughts:

This is proven both by the current situation and previous years — that through militarization and arms supplies, especially to a terrorist regime, no one will see any settlement. And even more so, no one will see fulfillment of pre-election promises that the administration currently in power gave.

Orcs Logic and Terrorist Connections

As everyone knows well, the Orcs² always attribute their own savagery to opponents. If anyone still doesn’t know this — right now moscow supports almost all major terrorist organizations: Taliban, Hamas, Hezbollah, and other odious groups. Plus, moscow has warm and even intimate relations with terrorist states — Iran and DPRK. So when the Orcs call an independent country “terrorists” against which they conduct regular terror with strike drones and missiles — we shouldn’t make the diagnosis, psychiatrists should.

Reproaching Trump for not fulfilling pre-election promises looks no less strange. The first thing that catches the eye here is Masha’s complete lack of grounds to lecture Trump about pre-election promises. After all, they’re given to voters. Only voters can give categorical assessments of their president. Particularly about whether he fulfilled pre-election promises or not.

In other words — for Masha to express herself in such a key, she should have an American passport. Accordingly, she should participate in presidential elections in the USA. She doesn’t have a US passport. Instead, she has a Swamps³ passport. She can pose questions about fulfilled or unfulfilled pre-election promises exclusively to Khuilo and no one else. Yet Zakharova criticizes Trump, as if she were entitled to audit his campaign record.

Pootin’s Broken Promises

Before lecturing Trump, Masha could have turned to open sources regarding statistics of her own president’s fulfillment of pre-election promises. If she had done so, she would have received statistics according to which Khuilo didn’t fulfill 2/3 of public pre-election promises. If you gather them into certain blocks and package them in convenient form, it will look as follows:

He failed practically all social programs. Some positions he significantly worsened even compared to Yeltsin’s rule. Putin completely killed judicial independence. Corruption under his rule skyrocketed to the heavens. Contrary to his oaths, he rewrote the constitution, turning it into something resembling toilet paper.

But as not difficult to guess, Masha has no questions for Putin. Zakharova criticizes Trump — while never questioning her own president. Well, this is very Russian. As they themselves say, “according to skreps” (spiritual bonds). There it was so, it is so, and it will be so — until the Swamps finally fall apart.

¹Khuilo – the most popular nickname for Russian dictator V. Putin. First used during the 2014 invasion, and since 2022 most Ukrainians call him only that. See more on Wikipedia.

²Orcs – a common term for Russians who support or participate in the armed aggression against Ukraine. Dehumanizing? Yes. Accurate? Also yes.

³Swamps – ironic name for Russia, emphasizing decay, stagnation, and filth.