Orcs Logic exposes the absurdity of Russian propaganda. Attempting to find sense in the actions of the "Russian world" is a task for a psychiatrist, but we do it through cold analysis and dark humor. This category deconstructs the bizarre intersection of Russian propaganda, incompetence, and distorted "logic". We monitor their Z-channels and official myths to show the gap between their "grand plans" and the pathetic reality.
Hard to say what exactly the enemy expected from the Oreshnik strike and other means of destruction. However, right before the attack, they had already worked themselves into full-blown psychosis and feverish anticipation of the “celebration” they expected the strike to bring. They clearly wanted psychological compensation for what’s been happening lately due to successful […]
Yesterday’s Good Birds¹ over Moscow caught the city’s finest completely off guard. And really, why would they worry? They never made a secret of the fact that the war on their TV screens suited them just fine — somewhere out there, Ukrainian cities burn, and you watch it with a beer. But Ukrainian drones in […]
As the May 9 “Victory Mania”¹ celebrations approach, signs of panic keep leaking out of the Kremlin. The closer the Victory Cult in Moscow 2026 gets, the more palace drama surfaces — and the clearer the dictator’s state of mind becomes. According to several reports, Pootin’s PR team strongly urged him to visit Tuapse right […]
Lately, scrolling through Russian Z-channels gives a distinct impression that panic has set in — and the only variable is how well each channel manages to hide it. Some avoid the topic entirely, offering vague remarks about the front being “difficult” without specifics. We’ve been waiting for a moment when one of the flagship channels […]
In early April, the British magazine The Economist published the results of an investigative report that pulls back the curtain on the true nature of the Rabid Federation’s military “might” — and the ambitions behind its claims to military supremacy over practically the entire world. The journalists went straight to primary sources: Russian contract soldiers […]
On the night against Saturday, Ukraine’s Defense Forces put strikes on enemy ports Primorsk and Ust-Luga on pause. But the topic that already started spinning up in enemy media is very hard to stop. Why precisely didn’t air defense systems work? You need to say something, because this topic doesn’t quiet down for them due […]
All our and neutral sources writing about the war in Ukraine report that for at least the last three days, the enemy demonstrates attempts at large-scale offensive along the entire front line, from Kharkiv Oblast on the eastern flank to Zaporizhzhia on the western. It looks like Ukraine’s Defense Forces had the opportunity to study […]
Iran is a military ally of the Rabid Federation. The bearded assatollahs¹ regime bears personal responsibility for the deaths of thousands of Ukrainians by helping Orcs² kill us. We never made threats against those whose hands drip with Ukrainian blood. Special forces of Piggy Kim? The assatollahs terrorists? We silently did our work. We methodically […]
The Russian reaction to tanker seizure is pure theater. Right now another act of the drama “emperor’s collapse” is unfolding, and this is in the middle of the ocean, in front of the whole world. Recently media wrote about how a Pootin shadow fleet tanker fled from the coast of Venezuela. Along the way, it […]
The Russian reaction to Maduro capture is pure panic. As soon as news about Maduro’s capture went into news feeds, loud explosions sounded in the Swamps¹. Satellites recorded numerous, albeit small, ignition points. These were Orc² asses burning. Moreover, their information space now represents a continuous boiling of shit. The Kremlin declared not once or […]
