Victory Mania 2026: Fear, Shame, Idiocy and Humiliation

May 9, 2026May 9, 2026

After the “great commander” — simultaneously a dwarf leader and bald führer of the Rotten Federation — convinced Trump and Xi Jinping to help with holding the Victory Mania 2026 parade, he finally got permission for his shitshow. Earlier we already predicted low probability of a strike on Red Square on May 9th, using simple math and military expediency.

But Pootin went to additional lengths to protect his precious ass from righteous punishment — he announced readiness to exchange a thousand military prisoners. Let’s be straight: 1,000 Ukrainian defenders returning home from Russian captivity is a weighty argument. Much weightier than requests from the US and China to “help out” or threats from putinist propagandists to strike Kyiv.

Note that pootin still got his portion of shame, and it’s still unclear whether a strike on Red Square would’ve been greater shame than what exists now. Zelenskyy issued a decree excluding Red Square with specific geographic coordinates from the target list for May 9th:

FSB & Nazi Channels in Fury

Tellingly, the Orcs¹ themselves understand and feel this level of humiliation. Here’s a quote from one Telegram channel curated by the FSB:

This Victory Day doesn’t make me happy at all. We’ve allowed a situation where we should be celebrating and feeling proud, but the predominant emotions for almost everyone are fear, uncertainty, and other unpleasant things. We’ve allowed that despite all ceasefires, we’re still not confident in moscow’s defense, we worry about vladimir vladimirovich’s safety and so on. We’ve allowed them to humiliate us, and right now we can’t give any response. Like with this absurd Zelenskyy decree that ‘permitted’ us to hold a parade. This is mockery, let’s speak truth! But worst of all — it’s unknown how everything will go forward. Much needs changing. Nobody here knows properly which direction to change, but changes are needed. Otherwise there’s a threat that next Victory Day will turn into complete disgrace. And russia’s future will be completely foggy.

Here are additional screenshots demonstrating the helplessness and rage of Orcs on Russian Telegram channels that openly support Nazi ideology:

The telling fact here is that they’re showing contempt for the führer precisely because Russian Nazis think pootin isn’t killing enough Ukrainians. In other words, you can’t claim these are some “different and humane Russians” who don’t want war.

Total Humiliation

But that’s not all. Leading world media have already managed to publicize all that shame pootin created with his own hands:

1. Instead of military hardware — Piggy Kim’s military.
2. Instead of foreign guests — a few of pootin’s own whores.

And we want to add one more point that most world media missed. We’re talking about one of pootin’s fetishes — the so-called “Immortal Regiment”. Right now we won’t focus attention on this phenomenon, which is shameful in essence solely because it degrades the memory of soldiers who died in World War II. Instead, let’s note that this year they moved the event to online format. One more time. The “Immortal Regiment” event is happening online. In a city where mobile internet is shut off. And this isn’t a joke — this is Victory Mania 2026 in moscow.

All of this looks like the Russian dictator is trying to win the title of champion in the category “ability to humiliate russia the most”. And for us now, the intrigue remains not whether Good Birds² will fly north, but how Kremlin lackeys will manage to portray all this as unbearable heroism of their führer.

¹ Orcs – a common term for Russians who support or participate in the armed aggression against Ukraine. Dehumanizing? Yes. Accurate? Also yes.